For anyone who reads this. Please do not associate what this video represents to bmx. This is seriously the lamest thing that has been thought of on the planet earth. To be honest I thought this shit was funny when I first watched it because the kids who were riding these things looked like total dorks and I'd probably get along with them just fine. But get this readers, Street Surfing is going to be in the X-Games in 2010................... WHAT THE FUCK. No more dirt or flatland, but now we can have street surfing? Come the fuck on.
1. Actual lyrics from that song: "You're a loser, and you're stupid". Clearly directed at their target demographic.
2. Wow! It combines all my favorite eXtreme sports: most of a bmx, but a skate board for a front wheel! Radical! I'm really stoked on it!
3. NEman, I must confess something: I used to ride for these guys. All this time you thought I was going to school in berkeley? Lies. I've been riding these things around. Well, until last week. I took off my brakes to try to do some tailwhips (Our marketing director though it would help us appeal to the "proactive adolescent demographic" if I started doing tailwhip) Well, I had to take off my brakes, because these things don't have gyros and the cables are really short...well, they fired me for it. They considered it vandalism of the product. I was already on thin ice after the "stunt pegs" debacle, so they finally let me go. But you know what? For the first time in a long time, I feel clean again.
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1. Actual lyrics from that song: "You're a loser, and you're stupid". Clearly directed at their target demographic.
2. Wow! It combines all my favorite eXtreme sports: most of a bmx, but a skate board for a front wheel! Radical! I'm really stoked on it!
3. NEman, I must confess something: I used to ride for these guys. All this time you thought I was going to school in berkeley? Lies. I've been riding these things around. Well, until last week. I took off my brakes to try to do some tailwhips (Our marketing director though it would help us appeal to the "proactive adolescent demographic" if I started doing tailwhip) Well, I had to take off my brakes, because these things don't have gyros and the cables are really short...well, they fired me for it. They considered it vandalism of the product. I was already on thin ice after the "stunt pegs" debacle, so they finally let me go. But you know what? For the first time in a long time, I feel clean again.
I used to look up to you, but now that I know that you used to ride one of those things I disrespect you. You are no longer "The Rock" to me. LOSER!
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